Lucifer’s Lexicon

CHRISTIAN ANARCHIST, n. One who loves his enemy, the State.

EXCOMMUNICATE, v. Formerly, to exclude from the mass. Now, to exclude from the mass media.

HAJ, n. The annual Muslim pilgrimage to Mecca, aka Allahpalooza.

INDISPUTABLE, adj. That cannot be disputed, according to someone who doesn’t want it disputed.

MOSES, n. The Lawgiver, who proved with regard to law that it is better to give than to receive.

OBJECTIVIST, n. One for whom the golden calf is a sacred cow.

RIGHTEOUS GENTILE, n. A useful idiot. It is possible that George W. Bush was the most righteous Gentile of our time.

RUSSELL, CHARLES TAZE, n. A man who went from haberdashery to balderdashery when he organized the group now known as Jehovah’s False Witnesses.

SKINHEAD, n. One who shaves his head and is either a racist or antiracist bigot.

SURGICAL STRIKE, n. An accidental bombing of a hospital’s operating room.

WHITE SUPREMACIST, n. Anyone so designated by a Rainbow Supremacist.

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