Lucifer’s Lexicon

ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE, n. A group of bloodhounds smelling after “anti-Semitism.” As George Orwell once wrote (in a letter to a friend), “Some people go around smelling after anti-Semitism all the time. There is more rubbish written about this subject than any other I know of.”

DUMPSTER DIVING, n. Discardianism. For more information, see the book, “Principia Discardia, or How I Found the Goodies and What I Did With Them After I Found Them.”

GREAT GAME, THE, n. One part of a greater game, in which some people, the people who read William Guy Carr, are merely pawns. As for Carr, I believe he was a rook.

GUILLOTINE, n. A device used by French revolutionaries to achieve equalty by shortening the stature of aristocrats of above-average height.

GULLIBLE, adj. Willing to believe what I am not, and not willing to believe what I am.

HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, THE, n. A house of ill repute.

INTERNET, THE, n. The information, misinformation and disinformation superhighways.

NEW HITLER, THE, n. The new target of wamongers.

POPULISTS, n. pl. People who are for the people who are for the people, and against the people who are against the people.

SACRED COW, n. A bovine deemed divine.

SAVAGE, MICHAEL, n. A silly savage who tells even bigger whoppers than other lying Zionist warmongers. For example, Savage goes beyond the usual lie that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the president of Iran, has threatened to wipe Israel off the map. According to Savage, Ahmadinejad has threatened to kill every Jew in the world.

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