Ode to Emperor Bush

Emperor Bush liberated Iraq.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

Liberated Iraqis were dancing in the street
Because our troops were shooting at their feet.

Liberated Iraqis threw flowers and kisses
And a pair of shoes that were near misses.

Liberated Iraqis are now free
To murder boozemakers and drink only tea.

Iraqi women now have the right
To put on a burqa or stay out of sight.

Liberated Iraqis are now free
To bomb Christian churches and make Christians flee.

Liberated Iraqis now have the right
To obey Muslim law. Is that why we fight?

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