CRUSADE, n. A jihad for Jesus.
GRAY MATTER, n. The type of matter necessarey for discerning shades of gray, rather than seeing things in black and white. Gray matter is not the matter with Kansas.
PANTHEIST, n. One who believes God is everywhere , even in the toilet (keeping a copy of the Koran company, perhaps).
(The above definitions are in the “Lucifer’s Lexicon” section of my book “The Myth of Natural Rights and Other Essays,” a 304-page paperback published by Nine-Banded Books. Price: $13.
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